我偷偷地亲了爸爸一下，感觉他脸上的皮肤很粗糙，这是为什么呢？可能因为爸爸的脸上有很多胡须吧。
I kissed my father secretly. I felt the skin on his face was rough. Why? Maybe it's because dad has a lot of beard on his face.
当我第二次亲的时候，闻到了一股气味。啊！原来是爸爸身上的烟味儿，真臭！要是再让我亲他，得让他先戒烟，因为这味儿让我想吐！
When I kissed for the second time, I smelled a smell. Ah! It's the smell of dad's cigarette. It stinks! If I kiss him again, I must let him quit smoking first, because the smell makes me feel sick!
早晨，我溜到妈妈床边，偷偷亲了她一下。妈妈从睡梦中惊醒，说：“是谁在亲我呀？”睁眼一看是我，就钻进被窝不让我亲，说我没刷牙。我本来也不想亲她的，因为她也还没洗脸刷牙，很臭的。
In the morning, I slipped to my mother's bed and kissed her secretly. Mother woke up from her sleep and said, "who is kissing me?" As soon as I opened my eyes, I got into the bed and didn't let me kiss. I said I didn't brush my teeth. I didn't want to kiss her, because she didn't wash her face and brush her teeth. It stinks.
不过，偷亲爸妈真是太好玩啦！
But it's so much fun to steal parents!